(to the tune of ‘part of your world‘, from The Little Mermaid)
Look at this net, isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you say that it’s Turing-complete?
Wouldn’t you say that this net
This net can learn anything?
Look at this graph, tensors unfold
How many layers can one network hold?
Lookin’ round here you would think
Sure, it can learn everything
I’ve got ReLUs and batch-norms aplenty
I’ve got convos and poolings galore
You want GPU stacks?
I got twenty
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more